What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 15:19
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
How can Substack help creators with their overall business strategy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
No way
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Cycling Linked to Lower Risk of Dementia, Study of Half a Million Finds - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No go.
iOS 26 New iPhone Release: Apple Delivers Unprecedented Update - Forbes
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids